elliotly:

that is what most of the daisy comments say

(also i am elliotly on soundcloud and youtube if u want to stream these there)

weed-bird:

@frenchtoastlesbian / @peachpdf / portrait of a lady on fire / new york times tiny love stories / @fairycosmos / @peter1rose
 

if you want your post removed pls dm me

themthistles:

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren’t there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

(via abouttwocats)

spacelazarwolf:

gay-as-in-fxckyou:

i-write-sarcasm-not-tragedies:

ampervadasz:

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Nobody’s forcing you to buy these yk

Nobody’s forcing you to walk into, I wanna say hobby lobby (a Christian store, mind you)? and walk past the crosses on sale for 50% off

Ngl this is a very weak comeback

i mean nobody’s forcing conservatives to buy pride merch, but they still scream about how we’re shoving our lifestyle down their throats just bc they saw a rainbow in the store, so idk. i feel like it’s pretty comparable

oopsie! someone forgot that christian empires have spent several centuries slaughtering people while queers have been simply existing.

(via fuckinuhhhhhh)

softest-cinnamon-roll:

Completely Out of Context & Unhinged TMA Moments

Man marries a bug

Homophobic vase

Man gets stuck in the spiral for 6 hours and then just leaves when he realises he was late for dinner

Oversized Pig eats a circus clown

Man eats notepads

Man eats computer

College kids leave an apple full of teeth on professors desk

Sky eats a man (twice)

Man learns to live with a creepy coffin in his flat

Dustbin men find a bag full of human teeth

Plumber who is so oblivious he does not notice human skin in a drain

Vampires

Worm sex

Music that makes you die

“I’m being crushed to death, might as well take a nap”

Couples weird roommate joins a cult but cuts down on energy bills

Circus Clown eats brother

Evil books

Getting lost in the suburbs

The blanket never did anything

Delivery men who act exactly like delivery men, but worse

Door eats woman

Shot by a ghost

Woman gouges out eyes in order to quit job

Local cop eaten by a coffin


Pls add more in the comments

kald-dal-art:

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All the entities of the Magnus archives in one place because i learnt that the Tumblr photo limit was higher than I thought.

Anyways this has been a fun series to draw for and have enjoyed seeing you guys feedback for it

fyeahaudiodrama:

hey, um, i’ve got some bad news. we gave your boyfriend a tape recorder and uh. yeah, he’s a horror podcast protagonist now….yeah, the horrors got him

randomyeeker:

the autistic struggle of trying to say “please stop talking to me I don’t have the brain power to continue this conversation” without actually saying it


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